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ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm
BAZINGA! 5/5


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained


TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

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Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!


RELATIVITY EXPLAINED -


TAGS: einstein explained
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - April 20, 2011, 2:09 pm
Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:22 pm
K... Even though the equation is really only for calculating energy, you can change it to calculate time. So therefor if you have negative mass... Then yes... According to this equation THEORETICALLY you could smath cars before they were built...
Barkjr - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm
I still don't get it :)
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:34 pm
The day rednecks find this kind of technology, we'll cry tears of joy... just like I did when I saw this poster.. 5 wormholes of monster madness!
Mahomygod - April 14, 2011, 3:18 pm
I blame myself... the approval ratio was fairly high before I submitted mine. Damn my cursedness!
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:29 pm
Yah, sure, right. Well, you know what they say? Great minds think alike.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2011, 1:24 pm
Thank you for this poster Air. I had to wade through 30 posters of utter sh*t before i saw this and actually laughed. Glad to see some peeps still try instead of just making garbage and submitting it. 5L BTW


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: easier smile explain sad
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - December 7, 2011, 3:19 am
nice


CREATION - And on the 7th day GOD made Himself a bacon-burger, and He saw that it was Amsome.


TAGS: creation the 7th day explained
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LeightonESmith - March 11, 2011, 8:38 am
Ah..... :-/
motinet - March 11, 2011, 8:31 am

Amsome is a motifake term. You are more likely to get rejected for using the word "awesome"
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 7:32 pm
LMAO Rerun
Cubbybear - October 30, 2010, 7:15 pm
AMSOME!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:57 pm

gee Leighton, if you read the threads you would know what amsome really is...I will give you an example: The regs think it is amsome that you just got a one week ban for being a douche....see how easy it is to be amsome?
LeightonESmith - October 30, 2010, 6:51 pm
How did amsome get past the modz? Useless bungholes. OH IT HAS HEAPS OF BACON AND BACON IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THESE DAYS! Who cares what is written.
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:57 pm
3L, don't mean to piss you off, but I don't like religion


A HUG. - For when you want to say something that cheers someone up, but can't explain it.


TAGS: say explain hug cheer sweet
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
(y)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:22 pm
Negative comments are more important to improve IMO. But I never want to harm anybody. Just hints and just my opinion. You're right, my start was suboptimal. BUT I tried hard to improve and had never any quarreling. In fact, I'm a misinterpreted angel! :D
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
I have never had a hard time taking criticism. (from those qualified to hand it out) All I'm saying is that you make a lot of negative comments for someone who never took them well. Think back to when you first joined, you know what I mean.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:41 am
I didn't dish out, just gave some hints. Benlulz got it right. And I never hated criticism. I just didn't like your diss, specially because you're one of those who can't take criticism very much. Don't take my comments literally if there is a wink. -> ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 8:40 am
If everything that "didn't fit that much to Motifake" was rejected there would only be a couple thousand posters here. You hated criticism when you started here forseti, why do you dish so much out now?
forseti - September 22, 2010, 8:11 am
we're all here for fun, so enjoy. some posters may not work with the audience so if you upload them you probably get some bad votings sooner or later. not giving a shit on this is the first step to become a regular I guess. So go on! :D
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 7:39 am
no prob man ^^ i just like the way you can make posters and since i had some inspiration i just created it :)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 6:41 am
as it was approved, it's okand at least not your fault!! ;) As I said, I like it, but it doesn't fit that much to moti_fake_. Just my opinion, nothing personal! ;)
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
>_
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Oh, didn't know it HAD to be demo. or funny, >_
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm
that's nice, but not demotivational or funny. wrong domain?!? ;)


SNOWSHOVEL -


TAGS: theres an explaination for this
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

spacedog - April 1, 2011, 6:02 pm
Really? A lady selling snow shovels in the G-string? I would have guessed the lumber department.


KAMA SUTRA - For Dummies




UNEXPLAINABLE - this picture will never be explained


TAGS: unexplainable monkey dog house motifake
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by dylan

Galazbru - September 6, 2010, 10:36 am
Monkey dressed up like the Easter bunny, ready to deliver his eggs! Dog in window


MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection


TAGS: this explains why i am always in the penalty box
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*


WTF -


TAGS: culos wtf someone please explain
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by culos

Zetmonk - January 6, 2012, 8:51 am
Might hootizz be referring to South Africa by any chance? We've got more than a few skirts, cucumbers and Aids here afterall...
Leonor - May 29, 2011, 11:22 am
Sorry people... these are DEF not South american or hispanic.. please study geography and demography...
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:57 pm
I can speak to this poster, culos... as I'm hispanic by injection (two south american lez girlfriends... not sure how it works out. But, if you think that fish tacos just happen by divine means, then you truly won't understand what it takes to make them.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:48 pm
Aaaaaaah.., why is one wearing a skirt..?? I think we have just found out why there is an AID's problem in SA...


APPEAL -


TAGS: dont try to explain this to kids force them to figure it out darth vader master
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - October 12, 2011, 4:30 pm
Clever. I had to do the ohhhhhh thingy for a second or two.


UNEXPLAINABLE -


TAGS: unexplainable
Rating: 2.22/5

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Sigh - August 10, 2009, 11:27 am
This has been done before, word for word. WTF?


BUSTED -


TAGS: if you have to explain then no you cant explain
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 1, 2009, 7:36 pm
Ha Ha! Spacedog.
spacedog - September 1, 2009, 10:33 am
Doh! There goes my boundaries poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 10:27 am
Good rule of thumb. If the pic has a cat with a cute or startled look, Sean has probably used it. also, anything with dangling testicles.
spacedog - September 1, 2009, 10:18 am
Damn, how did I miss this one? Didn't know you had used it first Sean, but props to you.
Sean - August 20, 2009, 6:37 pm
BUSTED is coming for you, spacedog!


THERE SHE BLOWS -


TAGS: thar she blows thar she blows again racing through my brain i just cant explain
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 7:42 pm
LOL! 5


FALLING STARS - I blame 5150Monkeylove


TAGS: culos explains
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 9:59 pm
Since my name is is in it....5L. Are you feeling usurped?


LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.


TAGS: this girl is the lighter and a hotter girl would be my bottle opener never really had to explain my motifakes to this detail before guess i was gone longer than i thought
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by pieman

RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
I have a sudden urge to take up smoking.
BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 9:06 pm
Very nice Pie! Buns of steel...just sayin'


ELECTRONIC DOCUMENT MANAGEMENT - Just as sexy as it sounds




HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.


TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
Niiiiice!
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use photoshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - fuck it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Gays are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives gays the death sentence*, and *Gays are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fucking PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!


THIS PHOTO - makes as much sense as Greedo shooting first


TAGS: car escalator unexplainable
Rating: 2.94/5

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lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
A... not AN.. Was that funny Derek?
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
Derek.. I find you funny.. simply because you sound like a deadshit... what are you doing here anyway if your an depressed debbie downer? GTFO.
agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:44 pm
Unless you can manage to break it down to logical facts... further indicating that you have a -3 on the sense of humor scale.
agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:43 pm
It IS funny.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:02 pm
Hoons find this sort of thing funny. Closely related to a lot of the people on this site.


GRAYBEARDS -


TAGS: graybeard beard naked ladies gray explaination
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 3:35 pm
Thx Cubby
Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:54 pm
Well done....5 lions


AHA! -


TAGS: explains a few things
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:24 am
Yeah, the purple food coloring in my shampoo was a nice touché. I was rather proud of her for that.
Greeny - August 29, 2013, 5:28 am
...and costly
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ya have to have heard the splash and shriek of a woman sitting on a lidless hopper to appreciate the humor. It’s hilarious.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:19 pm
I only go in there to lift up the lid. It’s the next phase of marriage. We’re in the I’m so old I can’t bear to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and see what I look like naked, phase.
steve1961 - August 28, 2013, 2:15 pm
When did you start using a bathroom instead of a tree or hydrant? When did you get so uppity?
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 10:00 am
The facial scalding from the pot of boiling carrots, and spatula lines on your forehead will be completely gone by next month. The other reason they call it ‘the cycle’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:59 am
Then you’ll gather your wits, stroll out of the bathroom with the renewed confidence that it’s really not you, approach your lady from the rear, while she’s making dinner, wrap your arms around her, and loving coo into her ear, ‘I know what’s wrong’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
At any given time, on the seamy underside of that lid could be all the DNA evidence you will need to explain why that %$#* sound you make when eating, or why the %$#* way you crinkle the sports page is so %$#* aggravating.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
And during lift off, in a fit of spite, you may be tempted to scurry into the bathroom, lock the door, and lift the sacred lid…..DON’T!
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:57 am
Steve, Steve, Steve. Yer interplanetary origin is showing. Here on irth we get; pre, lift off, and post. The remaining three days are called ‘the preparation’. During this time we practice lid placement theory. It’s rather biblical.
lgvernon - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am

No, no, Steve. That's the Red Flag of Discouraged you're thinking of.
steve1961 - August 27, 2013, 11:35 pm
Must be nice only being disappointed 3 days/month...
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:31 pm

That's just the disappointment leaking out of us. 5 soggy Ls.


Another Blonde -




Unexplainable -


TAGS: unexplainable picture cannot explain
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by UpNorthEncounter

RogAz1 - June 8, 2013, 8:49 am
Sure it can... It's an " Eye Phone "
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
Actually, it can be. But you really don't want to know...teehee
Reality Lord - June 7, 2013, 8:24 am

googles new goggles? lifetime selfies?


thursday -


TAGS: sean can explain this
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - March 27, 2014, 9:41 pm
Not my house, obviously. Look at the screens! Not one of them caught lookin' at the pernergerfy?!? Not bloody likely.
Greeny - March 27, 2014, 5:35 am
Well Sean?


The real explanation -




God exists -




CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.


TAGS: cheating pillows sleepover explains invited
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 15, 2012, 10:07 am
Thanks dy and sorry for the flashbacks
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 3:04 am
nyahaha nice one, but this reminds me of viral video of a mother hitting her child with a pillow... so sad ..I guess it's postpartum kicking in


APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.




LOGIC - This picture defies it


TAGS: weird unexplainable robot
Rating: 3.22/5

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LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 10:30 am
Just wanted to see what it would be like to be an anime tentacle monster for a minute or two...it didn't end well and now I can't go back to Nevada for a year or two (maybe 3)...
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:02 am
Logicdude, I told you to stay of the Meth, now look what you've done...


WE SAID IT CAN'T! - this picture cannot be explained


TAGS: this picture cannot be explained
Rating: 1.24/5


Thirsty Thursday -


TAGS: calendar april thirsty thursday good friday explained cheers tv sitcom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2015, 10:46 am
I'll take it!
mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 5:55 pm
A single finger salute telling you you're #1! ROTFL!!!!!
MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 1:53 pm
dizz, it's actually quite easy...take A over 134 and divide it by the subatomic matter of y then x Emc2=your mom's age in dog years and subtract 3! Thanks for the L's and the opportunity to completely screw you up...teehee
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:58 am
Here's to Tony's Sports Bar in Miramar where I spent many a Thirsty Thursday kickin it back, talkin story with my friends! Wow, that was something like 15 years ago! I HATE math!!!! LOL! 5L Prissy!
MissPriss - April 4, 2015, 12:10 am
Silvie!
MissPriss - April 4, 2015, 12:09 am
Thanks 'cern. Pull up a stool and we'll talk
concern3 - April 3, 2015, 5:55 am
Fond memories a 5er
Silverheart - April 2, 2015, 4:57 pm

Sometime you need to go, where everybody knows your name...


Crayons & Sock Puppets -




Explain! -


TAGS: calendar august 25th accident explain
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 28, 2017, 5:32 am
LOL thanks, Chase!
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http://abc13.com/automotive/wild-photos-car-smashes-through-roof-of-house/823794/


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